When we talk about initials like MJ, one thing that pops on mind is either the late Michael Jackson or Micheal Jordan. The MJ that I’m referring to is the Mom Jeans – for some, perhaps this term doesn’t ring a bell. Don’t kid me, are you sure you don’t have a pair of those in your closet or possibly putting on one right now?
If you watch the video on the awful mom jeans – you would certainly lose your cool no matter where you are – so don’t even try to watch it at work, or you would surely create a scene with your uncontrollable laughter. Well, don’t rush to remove your mom jeans if you are wearing one right now – I have not said it is wrong to wear them!
The Modern Mom’s Rules for Jeans?
Do not call them jeans, the right term is denims. Just as though you are calling soft drink or soda as ‘pop’ – don’t make yourself sound like you are behind the times.
If you purchased your denims quite earlier… I mean before the new millennium, or even before the election that ushered in Obama – you’ve got to throw them out. Apart from rockstars and celebrities, colored denims should not be seen near you. Well, if you have two pairs (that is not the 80s type or acid washed), that won’t hurt – especially when you opt for the dressy black or jet black. Also, ensure that those two pairs would stay below your tummy button (just about four inches or less). But there’s exception to the ‘skinny denims’ – the type you wear with boots or ballet flats.
However, ensure that your denims do not stay below the hip bones; if you are yet to be 30 and has abs of steel, nothing stops you. Go ahead and show it off – but mind you, the rest of us is likely to loathe you.
Also, your denim’s hem should stay about ¼ of an inch above the ground. With distinct shoe heels, it may be difficult sometimes to pull off those. But, once you are able to see your shoes completely at a standing position, then it is hoped that you are on the line of the next ebb and flow to roll in.
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